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Lana Del Rey,
Unreleased

inthestateofdreaming:

dangervvank:

Lana Del Rey | Angels Forever, Forever Angels

(Original 320kbps source file, not 128kbps SoundCloud leak)

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anatagaikiteiru:

when youre not doing any work in class and the teacher comes over

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nominominus:


#1 Parents


Wait when did Coulson and May become parents???WHO AUTHORIZED THIS??!?

nominominus:

#1 Parents

Wait when did Coulson and May become parents???
WHO AUTHORIZED THIS??!?

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thehumanbutt:

a-wintersoldier:

omg i was fooling around with gif making and the loop makes it look like they’re playing a really intense game of frisbee.

That’s exactly what happened though

thehumanbutt:

a-wintersoldier:

omg i was fooling around with gif making and the loop makes it look like they’re playing a really intense game of frisbee.

That’s exactly what happened though

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angeldormante:

when you’re trying to drive it home to someone that their favorite character who happens to be a horrible person is not “just misunderstood”

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algrenion:

algrenion:

my mum went out to buy a leg of lamb for dinner and she came back looking absolutely mortified, and when i asked what was wrong she was like “this piece of meat is enormous. This is like, Game of Thrones feast territory”

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ok so she was not kidding

boyfriendhook:

In which Jaime required coffee in order to sit through the wedding vows. [x]

OMFG BEST MISTAKE EVER

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renloras:

sometimes i wonder what happened when clapping was invented

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aria-lerendeair:

eugeneinarendelle:

draelogor:

darkchocolateandtea:

fuckingconversations:

teamfreekickass:

spiffypop:

thebraveandmischievous:

housetohalf:

mysnarkasm:

When I grow up I want to be Ming-Na Wen.

She’s the voice of Mulan, as if she wasn’t amazing enough.

She broke it with her fingers. Not a fist, her fingers.

Girl is 50 years old.

FIFTY. YEARS. OLD.

fun fact: When you break things with your hands like that you have t break your fingers on purpose before so that they heal stronger. So basically this woman is so badass she broke her hands just to do this. 

You asshat, you’re making it sound like she snaps her fingers in half. 

Martial artists like Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee (and yes, fucking Ming-Na Wen, that beautiful badass) will build up their bone strength by repeatedly (and fairly gently) striking sand, gravel, wood and steel - this creates tons of microfractures in their bones (smaller than even a hairline fracture) so the bones will heal over again and make the bones stronger and denser with increased deposits of calcium. 

This has to be done over long-ass periods of time, so the bones have time to heal, and none of the fractures expand into actual breaks. 

Oh, and she’s doing precise-ass kicks in HIGH HEELS. 

she kicks ass like a coursing river

with all the force of a great typhoon

all the strength of a raging fire

Mysterious as the dark side of the mooooooooooooooooon~

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dr-vogelkasper:

Presenting a fast scribble of Bonifatius.

A cameroon sheep and padre. Caring for the relic “Cross of Lourdes”, transported in a flower pot.

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doncheftw:

grizz-z:

brownglucose:

iverbz:

MY NIGGA MOVED.

Children have zero sense of fear

He just ran a 4.3 sec 40

NYOOM

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avianawareness:

THEY JUST KEEP GETTING BETTER

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