Witty Fool

17 / ♀ / single / Canada
People I Aspire To
shiverice:

Issa is 2 cool 4 skool.

shiverice:

Issa is 2 cool 4 skool.

roguesareth:

a-lesbillion:

thechangelingmedusa:

Like seriously, why isn’t pole dancing an olympic sport? This is freakin gymnastics. This is strength and skill. This is not sexual whatsoever. Why does pole dancing have to be so stigmatised as a sexual thing that only strippers do? I have great respect for all people who can pull this off. This is art and beauty right here. 

Good lord, the fluidity of her movement is mind-bending, jfc

Because strippers invented it.

(via lilaira)

(via lilaira)

malliya:

quatral:

malliya:

i bought a tube of gold paint… i have a good feeling about this

pour it in a bathtub and bathe yourself in it and then sneak into a museum. replace one of the statues and then when the museum closes you can steal all the paintings hha

if i could afford to fill a bathtub with this stuff i don’t think i’d need the money from stealing paintings in the first place lol

(via lilaira)

scarred-fallenangel:

Humans keep the antlers of the deer that they kill as a prize.

Angels keep the horns of demons.

Demons keep the wings of angels.

(via lilaira)

luhbrazart:

kittydazzlepuff:

"Fan meet up!!"

MARK! WHY U SO ADORABLE?! :U ♥

(via lilaira)

(via lilaira)

rebornica:

foxy’s revenge

totally worth it

(via lilaira)

ruinedchildhood:

first day of school more like

image

(via tentakel)

(via tentakel)

vivzie-pop:

theotherwesley:

Me getting up in the morning like 

Hittin’ the keyboard like

Friends comin’ online like



DID YOu SEE tHE THINGg MY GOD

reblogging cause this seems strangely accurate

(via weeaboo-trash-princess)

crispysnakes:

New skin!

I haven’t weighed her yet but hopefully she’ll be fit enough to go this season.  She’s definitely old enough and large enough to do so, but I want to make sure she has ample stores and good muscle tone going into it.  Counting down two months until she’ll be paired, and hoping Malibu will be up to the task.

hannahbelle-lecter:

whisperingsweetsins:

whenblackwasinvogue:

shego:

she put up a video of her telling miyah that she thinks she’s very pretty without the wig too and that playing dress up is fun but to promise to stay in school

Love this!

Stories you won’t see in the media

#nicki is so protective of young girls#this needs to be underlined more#also she gives them edited versions of her albums#magical girls protect other girls#bless nicki

(via coffinholmes)

-atlas:

this is one of the smallest parrots in the world aND I REACHED OUT TO GIVE HIM A SUNFLOWER SEED BUT HE WANTED A HEAD SCRATCH INSTEAD. MY HEART MELTED. JUST LOOK AT HIM

(via bonkalore)